Mia, Mommy and I picked out a potty chair for you yesterday. I tried it out for you to make sure it is small enough. You are going to like it. Also Mommy got you some more pjs just like these. I can't wait till you get home.
Love you.
Brianna
Daddy: Dear Bri, what I'm about to tell you will not be easy to digest. So please know that I say this because I love you. Since being in China, I have grown very accustomed and enamored with the Chinese culture. They seem to have some real time-honored traditions....one in particular that I'm quite fond of. It's called ARRANGED MARRIAGES. We pay a little dowry and, voila, WE get to pick the boy of OUR dreams, not yours. 
Hi Daddy, I have been such a good girl today. I was happy and adorable all day. It is about time for you to come home now. This is usually when you get home. I am just sitting here cute waiting for you. Right now mommy is playing in Mia's room and is taking a picture of the piece of art that she is going to exchange. You are telling me! I am sick and tired of buying things one day and then going back the next day to return them....However I do like getting out. So what do I do.